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A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (1984) FOUR RED AND GREEN SWEATERS
It’s the holidays so that can only mean one thing……….. a Nightmare on Elm Street marathon!!! WHOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! JB (Zoe) and I sat down on our respective continents over the last few weeks...
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A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2: FREDDY’S REVENGE (1985) FOUR RED AND GREEN SWEATERS
It’s getting closer to Christmas – or whatever you celebrate or don’t! I can smell the cedar logs burning and the cookies baking. I can also smell Freddy Krueger’s burned up flesh, his hideous and...
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A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: THE DREAM WARRIORS (1987) THREE RED AND GREEN...
It’s Friday so that can only mean one thing!! Friday the 13 – WHOOPS. A Nightmare on Elm Street sequel!! I had actually seen this one before which can be found HERE if you so desired – but I did give...
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A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4: THE DREAM MASTER (1988) THREE RED AND GREEN...
WOO HOOO!!!! It’s the day after Christmas so that can only mean one thing, right???? Yep!!! Pooping out tons of food!!! Another Nightmare on Elm Street sequel!! In my opinion, this is where things...
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A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 5: THE DREAM CHILD (1988) TWO RED AND GREEN SWEATERS
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! It’s 2015 and that can only mean one thing!! Freddy Krueger FIVE!! If you wanted to see how much I hated this piece of shit – just click the poster above!! Also – look how happy she...
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FREDDY’S DEAD: THE FINAL NIGHTMARE {my ass!!} (1991) ONE RED AND GREEN SWEATER
YAY!!! It’s January 9th!!! National Nightmare on Elm Street Day where I live!!! It really isn’t! I was just talking shit! And you know what else is shit??? This fucking movie!!! This was miserable....
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WES CRAVEN’S NEW NIGHTMARE (1994) THREE RED AND GREEN SWEATERS
It’s January 16th!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWW!!! To celebrate, let’s look at Wes Craven’s New Nightmare!! Is it a return to form or more shit like the last few movies??? Just click the poster above...
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FREDDY VS JASON (2003) THREE RED AND GREEN SWEATERS
It’s almost over : ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( This is sad but this means it’s getting closer to SHITFEST 2015!!!!! Is anyone excited besides me??? Check out our thoughts on FvJ by clicking...
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A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (2010) THREE RED AND GREEN SWEATERS
THIS IS IT : (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( The end of the line CRY CRY CRY : ( Today we tackle the most reviled movie in the history of the world – the Nightmare Reboot….. Somehow I didn’t hate...
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DEADLY BLESSING (1981) THREE SINNING PEEPERS
i know I don’t get to post much out here these days, but for some reason it was a slow day so i thought I’d try and put something out for better or worse. So I was sitting around, minding my own...
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JB AND THE CHOP PRESENT: SCREAM
We came! We saw! I left! I returned! We talked! We agreed! We watched the Scream movies! We wrote! We ate Tabasco flavored beef jerky! We used exclamation points! We typed in all caps and had to erase...
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JB AND THE CHOP PRESENT: SCREAM 2
The Telecommunications Act of 1934 established: “For the purpose of regulating interstate and foreign commerce in communication by wire and radio so as to make available, so far as possible, to all...
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JB AND THE CHOP PRESENT: SCREAM 3
Without any references to Harvey Weinstein, Brett Ratner, Kevin Spacey, Adrienne King, Amy Steel, Barbara Howard, Betsy Palmer, Bonnie Hellman, Boobs, Catherine Parks, Corey Feldman, Crispin Glover,...
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JB AND THE CHOP PRESENT: SCREAM 4
Well fuck, our latest run is over : (((((((((((((((((((( CRY CRY CRY But don’t worry, we’ve got big plans and they don’t involve stunt doubles! Here’s the first official teaser: In any case – since...
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